Here. This is a list of things I would very dearly like right now.

In no particular order, because right now order is meaningless and this is partially just me bitching.

• I would like not to have gotten into an argument with my mother yesterday about whether or not verbs belonged in a certain part of my father's obituary. 
• Verbs are necessary everywhere.
• I would like some melatonin, please. 
• This insomnia shit sucks. 
• On that note, I would very much like it if it were in fact today instead of yesterday, according to my somatic clock. 
• I would like a steak. 
• Rare. 
• With a baked potato. 
• And balsamic-caramelized onions. 
• I would like to not be allergic to every-fucking-thing. 
• Would pasta without corn in it be too much to ask? 
• They make a delicious brown-rice pasta that tastes and acts just like semolina...
• I can't find it in Spokane, though.
• I would like to not be here, where my mental state is rocketed back to that of a five year old girl and I am unable to do anything productive. 
• I would like to have the confidence to actually contact the people I need to for my project. 
• This is directly related to the above point. 
• I would like a ticket back to Olympia, so that I might be able to get some of my planned work done.
• I would like internet that functioned properly.
• I would like to have a bed that wasn't only mildly softer than the hardwood floor. 
• I would like for everything not to be itchy. 
• I would like to get my brain to function. 
• I would like to stop spelling "function" as "funtion". 
• I would like to be coherent right now.